These Eyebrows Won't Pluck Themselves...

You've gone and done it now J.Crew. Tweezers? Studded with Swarovski crystals?

http://www.jcrew.com/womens_feature/NewArrivals/accessories/PRDOVR~40193/40193.jsp

Oh wait. I just read the description. Those crystals serve a purpose:
"more than just eye catching, the sparklers actually help enhance the grip for a pluck-perfect result every time."

The current unemployment rate is hovering just below 10% and 1 in 7 people in America live in poverty.

Oh for the love of Gawd...

http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/09/14/how-republicans-party/

Have they no shame? No pride? No brains? Crest White Strips?

Dead skunk in the middle of the road...

I guess this quote sums up the whole story: "For some people the only contact they have with wild animals is when they run them over..."
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/13/technology/13roadkill.html?_r=1

Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doqTSev-_lQ